For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for April 28, 2002
April 27, 2002
April 29, 2002
Transcript:
Elly: Plastic surgery disaster as implant ferments. Scandal rocks the Royals. Pregnant mummy found in temple ruins! Vision of Elvis appears on the tortilla! Mall rage suspect blames deodorant. Star slams four producers with paternity suits. Psychic hears coded message come from boxer shorts. Identical twins sue parents over need for nose reduction surgery. Dog eats 12 ft. bungy cord... John: Scientists genetically combine goat and avocado! Cheese blamed for gas explosion. Stripstar develops allergy to duct tape. Wooden splint cures E.D.
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I was standing in a line at a grocery check out once when I saw a magazine in the rack that had a picture of an explosion cloud which had a face in it.
The caption read, “Satan’s face appears in an explosion cloud!”
I turned to the person behind me and said, “How do they know that is Satan’s face? Have they seen Satan? Have the spoken with Satan? Have they made a deal with Satan?”
Everyone in the line laughed pretty good for minute, which made me feel good as laughter is the best medicine.