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Reminds me of a sketch on the Carol Burnett Show. Somebody was being overly dramatic dying, another character told them to hurry up so they didnāt extend into following show.
The best way to clear a garden of snails and slugs is to set out pans of beer. They get alcohol poisoning, drown, and die. The worst part is having to listen to the karaoke.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Slow joke dayā¦..
Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago
Slowly heā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.walksā¦ā¦ā¦intoā¦ā¦theā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..bar!!!
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
One of my coworkersā¦
gozirra2 Premium Member 6 months ago
Reminds me of a sketch on the Carol Burnett Show. Somebody was being overly dramatic dying, another character told them to hurry up so they didnāt extend into following show.
P51Strega 6 months ago
Hurry up sluggard.
timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago
Snails can walk?
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
Iām worried about the slimmy path youāre bringing inā¦.but take your timeā¦ā¦Oy!
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
A man walks into a bar.
Boy, did that hurt.
ladykat Premium Member 6 months ago
Itāll get there eventually. Get the garlic butter ready.
ChessPirate 6 months ago
āNice thong.ā
āThanks, borrowed it from Howardā¦ā
Howard'sMyHero 6 months ago
Itās āwalkingā ācause itās ā Es car gotā left behind ā¦!
( mon Dieu )
Slowly, he turned... 6 months ago
and then the snail said, āwhat was that all about?ā
dbrucepm 6 months ago
see how fast youād move if you were carrying your house on your back
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
To be continued for the next several weeksā¦
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
The best way to clear a garden of snails and slugs is to set out pans of beer. They get alcohol poisoning, drown, and die. The worst part is having to listen to the karaoke.
StephenRice 6 months ago
I donāt get this yet, but itāll come to me eventually.