Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 08, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  6 months ago

    Slow joke dayā€¦..

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    Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Slowly heā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.walksā€¦ā€¦ā€¦intoā€¦ā€¦theā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..bar!!!

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    One of my coworkersā€¦

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of a sketch on the Carol Burnett Show. Somebody was being overly dramatic dying, another character told them to hurry up so they didnā€™t extend into following show.

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    Hurry up sluggard.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Snails can walk?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Iā€™m worried about the slimmy path youā€™re bringing inā€¦.but take your timeā€¦ā€¦Oy!

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    A man walks into a bar.

    Boy, did that hurt.

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    ladykat Premium Member 6 months ago

    Itā€™ll get there eventually. Get the garlic butter ready.

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    ā€œNice thong.ā€

    ā€œThanks, borrowed it from Howardā€¦ā€

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Itā€™s ā€œwalkingā€ ā€˜cause itā€™s ā€œ Es car gotā€ left behind ā€¦!

    ( mon Dieu )

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    and then the snail said, ā€œwhat was that all about?ā€

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    dbrucepm  6 months ago

    see how fast youā€™d move if you were carrying your house on your back

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    To be continued for the next several weeksā€¦

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    The best way to clear a garden of snails and slugs is to set out pans of beer. They get alcohol poisoning, drown, and die. The worst part is having to listen to the karaoke.

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    StephenRice  6 months ago

    I donā€™t get this yet, but itā€™ll come to me eventually.

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