Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 08, 2024

Slow joke day…..

Slowly he………….walks………into……the……………..bar!!!

One of my coworkers…

Reminds me of a sketch on the Carol Burnett Show. Somebody was being overly dramatic dying, another character told them to hurry up so they didn’t extend into following show.

Hurry up sluggard.

Snails can walk?

I’m worried about the slimmy path you’re bringing in….but take your time……Oy!

A man walks into a bar.

Boy, did that hurt.

It’ll get there eventually. Get the garlic butter ready.

“Nice thong.”

“Thanks, borrowed it from Howard…”

It’s “walking” ‘cause it’s “ Es car got” left behind …!

( mon Dieu )

and then the snail said, “what was that all about?”

see how fast you’d move if you were carrying your house on your back

To be continued for the next several weeks…

The best way to clear a garden of snails and slugs is to set out pans of beer. They get alcohol poisoning, drown, and die. The worst part is having to listen to the karaoke.

I don’t get this yet, but it’ll come to me eventually.