Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for September 11, 2024

Our final offer (for now): Five window decals and a “Win with Wilkie” bumper sticker already stuck to a bumper!

Playing a dangerous game here. Turn them down too often and you could get arrested.

I wonder how their fund raising is going to do now that they have stated their support for a 34 count felon.

The best way to handle them is not answer the phone…PERIOD!

They’ll still call, but at least you won’t get aggravated and or have to listen to their bullcrap!

If you throw in a “get out of jail free” card, I’ll donate

Hold out for a new car to put the stickers on.

Fraternal Order of Pests

It’s a numbers game. Lose mine.

“OK, best offer. You send us a ‘good faith’ payment of $100 dollars and we send you a winning ticket to the Nigerian national spam lottery.”