If you don’t know by now Bub
Zip it, Betty.
A bit more subtle than ‘Have you stopped beating your wife’!
“It’s a trap”
“Fly, you fool”.
No point in asking questions you don’t want the answer to.
As Richie Sambora said, it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.
Of course he was married to Heather Locklear at the time.
If you don’t look, you’re an insensitive cad. If you do look, you’re a lecherous lout.
Don’t Bub. It’s a trick!
Busted!
Bernadette: Man, that is one hot weather girl!
Howard: How come if I say that I get in trouble?
Bernadette: You want to say it? You can say it.
Howard: Nice try. You’re gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it’s not weather girl, it’s weather woman…
It’s not a trick question – she’s being completely honest with him…because George Clooney is right behind Bub.
Betty is so refreshing! I wish more women saw the world this way. She’s just sitting there, minding her own business…
Look, don’t touch.
look, just because you are on a diet does not mean you can’t peruse the menu…
The proper answer is “I’m only interested in the lovely woman sitting in front of me.”
If a “lovely” woman walks by, and no man is there to see her,is she still a lovely woman ?
C 2 months ago
If you don’t know by now Bub
Bwahahaha! 2 months ago
Zip it, Betty.
Sephten 2 months ago
A bit more subtle than ‘Have you stopped beating your wife’!
Carl Premium Member 2 months ago
“It’s a trap”
Carl Premium Member 2 months ago
“Fly, you fool”.
rexberg 2 months ago
No point in asking questions you don’t want the answer to.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 2 months ago
As Richie Sambora said, it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.
Of course he was married to Heather Locklear at the time.
goboboyd 2 months ago
If you don’t look, you’re an insensitive cad. If you do look, you’re a lecherous lout.
joegeethree 2 months ago
Don’t Bub. It’s a trick!
timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago
Busted!
ChessPirate 2 months ago
Bernadette: Man, that is one hot weather girl!
Howard: How come if I say that I get in trouble?
Bernadette: You want to say it? You can say it.
Howard: Nice try. You’re gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it’s not weather girl, it’s weather woman…
well-i-never 2 months ago
It’s not a trick question – she’s being completely honest with him…because George Clooney is right behind Bub.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 2 months ago
Betty is so refreshing! I wish more women saw the world this way. She’s just sitting there, minding her own business…
Skeptical Meg 2 months ago
Look, don’t touch.
johnaapc 2 months ago
look, just because you are on a diet does not mean you can’t peruse the menu…
Bill The Nuke 2 months ago
The proper answer is “I’m only interested in the lovely woman sitting in front of me.”
christelisbetty 2 months ago
If a “lovely” woman walks by, and no man is there to see her,is she still a lovely woman ?