There was an old cat that smacked a fly,
I don’t know why he smacked the fly,
I guess it died.
There was an old cat that smacked a spider,
That wiggled and jiggled and flopped beside him,
He smacked the spider after smacking the fly,
I don’t know why he smacked the fly,
I guess it died.
There was an old cat that smacked a bird,
How absurd (said some old lady) to smack a bird,
He smacked the bird after smacking a spider,
That wiggled and jiggled and flopped beside him,
I don’t know why he smacked the fly,
I guess it died.
There was an old cat that smacked a cat.
Imagine that! To smack another cat,
He smaceked the cat after he smacked the bird,
He smaked the bird he smaked the spider,
That wiggled and jiggled beside him,
I don’t know why he smacked the fly,
I guess it died.
There was an old that smacked a dog.
Dog… oh dear God! He smacked a dog.
He smacked the dog after smacking the cat,
He smacked the the cat after smacking the spider,
He smacked the spider after smacking the fly
That wiggled and jiggled and flopped beside him,
He smacked the spider after smacking the fly,
I don’t know why he smacked the fly,
I guess it died.
(is too lazy to write any more verses)
There was an old cat, that ate lasagna
It was Garfield of course!
Llewellenbruce about 15 years ago
First time I ever saw Garfield swat a fly.
EarlWash about 15 years ago
Road kill?
tbree about 15 years ago
Okay, this was grossly funny!
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Spider, you’re next.
reocares about 15 years ago
dinner to go
alondra about 15 years ago
No you can’t eat it spider because you’re next. SMACK!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I don’t think Garfield wants it anyhow!!
GreighWolf about 15 years ago
Spider/fly week for Garfield?
wjstuhr about 15 years ago
OMG! Garfield’s a lefty!
Troglodyte about 15 years ago
From meals on the fly to meals of the fly…
KenyarJad about 15 years ago
Not-so-famous last words…
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
The spider should yell at Garfield and says, “Hey, you are not supposed to kill that fly! I want to suck the juice out of the fly’s body!”
kraftjeff about 15 years ago
There was an old cat that smacked a fly, I don’t know why he smacked the fly, I guess it died.
There was an old cat that smacked a spider, That wiggled and jiggled and flopped beside him, He smacked the spider after smacking the fly, I don’t know why he smacked the fly, I guess it died.
There was an old cat that smacked a bird, How absurd (said some old lady) to smack a bird, He smacked the bird after smacking a spider, That wiggled and jiggled and flopped beside him, I don’t know why he smacked the fly, I guess it died.
There was an old cat that smacked a cat. Imagine that! To smack another cat, He smaceked the cat after he smacked the bird, He smaked the bird he smaked the spider, That wiggled and jiggled beside him, I don’t know why he smacked the fly, I guess it died.
There was an old that smacked a dog. Dog… oh dear God! He smacked a dog. He smacked the dog after smacking the cat, He smacked the the cat after smacking the spider, He smacked the spider after smacking the fly That wiggled and jiggled and flopped beside him, He smacked the spider after smacking the fly, I don’t know why he smacked the fly, I guess it died.
(is too lazy to write any more verses)
There was an old cat, that ate lasagna It was Garfield of course!
boldyuma about 15 years ago
Like the guy who commented on Fred Basset today “Help….meeeeee…help…meeeee” (The Fly 1958)
wxman927 about 15 years ago
Cue SPLAT two!
wedr about 15 years ago
grate comic XD i love Garfield!!!