Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 02, 2024

I never tried playing with an actual pickle before.

At least it’s not prickly cactus ball.

It’s not a big dill.

What does brine have to do with pickleball?

It’s never a dill moment.

There’s a pickleball court (4 actually) just over the fence in my back yard. I keep threatening to dump several pounds of Vlasics on them.

I’ve seen a few players who were ‘pickled’ before they played.

This is not their bread and butter.

where do pickles come from in the first place?

I got hit in the pickle.

Pickle Ball is a sport, that people who hate sports, like.

Is it Kosher Dill pickle ball, Hamberger Dill pickle ball, Bread and butter pickle ball, or plain Sweet pickle ball.

Because it’s noisy and a chance to shout and annoy the neighborhood.