Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for October 08, 2024

Hawthorne could learn how to google or search online or do a web search for synonyms.

A thesaurus joke? I saw it coming a from mile, a kilometer, long haul, far cry, country mile away. >:-p

Hawthorne must think that Fillmore hasn’t been annoyed enough by the jet skis.

Only friendly and useful monster out there, the thesaurus. Well.. I hear my ex-wife has calmed down, but that doesn’t count.

His new office will be next to the Department of Redundancy Department.

That’s what TVTropes refers to as a Hurricane of Euphemisms.

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Hawthorne is a crab of many words, a locquacios crustacean, a mouthy shellfish.