I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing 20 minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is that we have run out of fuel and will be landing against the side of a mountain.
I knew something was fishy because I never saw any First Class passengers when I was departing the plane! Or it could be because I usually am deplaning from the cheap seats in the deep bowels of economy seating.
C about 1 month ago
.. including deplaning.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
Does this men the plane is THAT long, it lands on the runway hours before the back end does?
cactusbob333 about 1 month ago
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing 20 minutes ahead of schedule. The bad news is that we have run out of fuel and will be landing against the side of a mountain.
jmcenanly about 1 month ago
They’ll beam them over shortly after takeoff.
William Stoneham Premium Member about 1 month ago
I knew something was fishy because I never saw any First Class passengers when I was departing the plane! Or it could be because I usually am deplaning from the cheap seats in the deep bowels of economy seating.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
That sounds about right.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 1 month ago
great expressions! Even before I read the captionI knew they were listening
fbkarl about 1 month ago
Stupid