Heart of the City by Steenz for June 19, 2009
June 18, 2009
June 20, 2009
Transcript:
Heart: Hey, mom, Dean and I are going to the city pool....where's my pool badge? Mom: I think I put it in the place on top of the thing near all the junk. Heart: Ok, mom, now in English, for all of our american friends. Mom: You know what I mean!
rayannina over 15 years ago
Egads, I say stuff like Heart does! “Okay, Honey, can you repeat that in English instead of Mumble?”
And she hasn’t killed me in my sleep yet, either.
Yukoner over 15 years ago
rayannina, don’t tell me you have a wife who talks like that too.
green_engineer over 15 years ago
British comedian Lee Evans once joked that women would say the ‘keys are on the side’, buffling husbands but another woman would know exactly where she meant!
pearlandpeach over 15 years ago
Mom’s comment made perfect sense to me.
TheDOCTOR over 15 years ago
Sounds like my Mom too, the scary part is I do that sometimes and it makes the wife NUTS….Then I walk over and pick up the Item right where I “said” it was.
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
As you age, the nouns are the first to go….
Benedick over 15 years ago
I think they call it womanese.
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
“Who was that guy? You know, the one from that movie.”
Men do it too.
It only really works in families or long-term couples.
“Where’s the whatchamacallit?”
“It’s on the thing.”
“The thing, or the other thing?”
“The first one.”
And wouldn’t you know, there it is!
illuminatedillusion over 15 years ago
Me and my best friend do this too and the scary thing is that we understand each other and reply in similiar manner…
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
This might be a rerun.
nightshadea2010 over 1 year ago
lol thats my aunts directions for everything in her house