Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 14, 2006
Transcript:
Moxie Gumption: Bixby, I can't believe you told Slappy Boy to say I was gonna marry him! Bixby: Scrappy Lad... Moxie: It's ruining my career! I look like a delusional lunatic, running around with a cheap gold-digger! Bixby: OK, OK, Moxie... relax. I can fix this. Let's see... Scrappy Lad: What!?! Moxie Gumption Widowed! Scrappy Lad killed in avocado heist.