Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 11, 2009

Someone please explain.

Serves ‘im right. You don’t just gulp down someone else’s beverage, no matter what the ingredients. But at least he returned it to the owner.

Got to have seltzer. Look up Allan Sherman singing “Selter Boy”. Water I hate it - ‘cause it ain’t carbonated -

That would be me as well.Slit my wrists and I’ll bleed Dr Pepper.

That drink sounds pretty good to me, but if I gulped it, it wouldn’t be “SP-TOOO!” but “BELLCCCCHHH!”

“…the ‘egg cream’ - so named because it’s got no eggs and no cream…”

Kinda like Grape Nuts, Fairportfan.