Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 11, 2024

I tried to convince myself I was in a STAR TREK episode. Claustrophobia is real.

That’s when you get the uncontrollable urge to sneeze, then get the leg cramp.

What does Connecticut have to do with it?

CT and MRI machines are very noisy.

I’ve had 6 MRI’s on my head they are not that bad, worst is trying to insert the catheter for injecting the dye

NOPE – stands for CRUEL TORTURE – don’t like em.

Glad you are still with us Doug. 4 years ago was a scary time to enter a hospital for any reason.

Okay. Yesterday a new doctor asked me casually if I would mind getting one of these. Now that I know, HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! :)

You have no secrets left.

I thought for a chicken that would be similar to roasting.