Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
Yakety Sax 9 days ago
Lost weight, too!
j_m_kuehl 9 days ago
You’re a gutless wonder
Knightman Premium Member 9 days ago
Hallow too!!!
Slowly, he turned... 9 days ago
I have that empty feeling inside.
mokspr Premium Member 9 days ago
Larry is just a shell of his former self.
ChessPirate 9 days ago
Holloween…
FassEddie 9 days ago
We usta call that a s#it-eating grin.
oish 9 days ago
Flesh Gourd-out – it’s what happens when Ming the Merciful finally wins
PoodleGroomer 9 days ago
The sign said “Free Piercings”.
Howard'sMyHero 9 days ago
Larry continued: “All I said, in my Australian accent, was
‘That’s not a knife’ “ …!
oakie817 8 days ago
Spicy
dbrucepm 8 days ago
Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
One of many of my dad’s jokes