Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
Lost weight, too!
j_m_kuehl 3 months ago
You’re a gutless wonder
Knightman Premium Member 3 months ago
Hallow too!!!
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
I have that empty feeling inside.
mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago
Larry is just a shell of his former self.
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Holloween…
FassEddie 3 months ago
We usta call that a s#it-eating grin.
oish 3 months ago
Flesh Gourd-out – it’s what happens when Ming the Merciful finally wins
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
The sign said “Free Piercings”.
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
Larry continued: “All I said, in my Australian accent, was
‘That’s not a knife’ “ …!
oakie817 3 months ago
Spicy
dbrucepm 3 months ago
Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
One of many of my dad’s jokes