My mom was president of the procrastinator club for a number of years. She was impeached one year when she mailed Christmas cards on time. They reinstated her when they realized the cards were from a Christmas 5 years prior.
A friend’s daughter gave me a Bumble baseball cap, my first thought was Bumble like the dating app? They sell apparel apparently (I did that, yes). The wife would not approve lol I don’t think my friend’s daughter realized what it is.
Yakety Sax about 2 months ago
Well, that’s their job.
SlackPuter about 2 months ago
I wind up speechless when I’m not put on hold or through an automated system in general. So, this hotline might have trained all the other hotlines.
Purple People Eater about 2 months ago
Never put something off today if you can wait and put it off tomorrow.
Captain Bars about 2 months ago
Why am I not surprised?
Slowly, he turned... about 2 months ago
They weren’t interested until tomorrow.
TMMILLER Premium Member about 2 months ago
My mom was president of the procrastinator club for a number of years. She was impeached one year when she mailed Christmas cards on time. They reinstated her when they realized the cards were from a Christmas 5 years prior.
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
Practicing what they preach!
The Duke about 2 months ago
At least it wasn’t the suicidal hotline.
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
He called the prostitution line by mistake. He was behind a long waiting list.
Smeagol about 2 months ago
A friend’s daughter gave me a Bumble baseball cap, my first thought was Bumble like the dating app? They sell apparel apparently (I did that, yes). The wife would not approve lol I don’t think my friend’s daughter realized what it is.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
How many hours were you on hold?
EXCALABUR about 2 months ago
What did you expect?