Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 03, 2024

Hummus a tune Mr. Pianoman!!!

I had their Mound’a-greens salad.

I can name that tune in never.

aarrgghh

I went to the gardener’s café and had humus.

Try the instru-mental soufflé! It’s crazy!

Lil must have vegan tendencies,

I hear they are hummus-sapiens too …!

There’s a Bathroom on the right…

(^ ͜ʖ^)

Gesundheit

Sounds better than tofu

I sing along with a pitchpipe.

I just shook my head. Lil’s never had that effect on me before.

been there, everyone sings along, they think they know the words but they don’t

A miser, finding a fly in his meal, sez: “Bah! Hummus bug!”