FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 12, 1999

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Jason (youngest son): Hee hee hee...I'm going to be rich! Roger (father): Son, about what I said... Jason (youngest son): It's a great idea, Dad! All I have to do is start up an internet company, take the stock public, and sit back and watch the fools on Wall Street throw me money! And the way I see it, my company would have what most internet businesses would kill for. Roger (father): What's that? Jason (youngest son): A whopping zero profits. Roger (father): I suppose that would put you pretty much out in front, I admit.