[nerd alert] There was an old Batman comic where Bruce Wayne is taking some city kids on a camping trip. The boys are sitting around the camp fire, talking about Batman and Wayne decides to give them a thrill by putting on the suit.
The kids aren’t scared and instantly know it’s Bruce.
Kind of sad, if you ask me. Kids being trained to think that way. I knew one mall Santa who — well, I won’t say he was a bad guy, but he sure wasn’t a Santa in the break room.
I worked in a dept store, that had a Santa, who had his own real beard and belly. One day I saw him coming out of the employees’ mens room. It then occured to me, that he couldn’t use the public restroom, because, it wouldn’t do to have any little boys walking in on an all too human Santa, doing his thing at the urinal.
What if the children belong to the criminals who keep chasing Shark? (_) Now I’m thinking, with Christmas coming soon, there is going to be a mighty miracle that will finally soften hearts and put a stop to the chase. Who knows? ㄟ(-‿-)ㄏ
rekam Premium Member 3 months ago
Now what?
Rhetorical_Question 3 months ago
Spoken too soon?
Differentname 3 months ago
[nerd alert] There was an old Batman comic where Bruce Wayne is taking some city kids on a camping trip. The boys are sitting around the camp fire, talking about Batman and Wayne decides to give them a thrill by putting on the suit.
The kids aren’t scared and instantly know it’s Bruce.
crookedwolf Premium Member 3 months ago
Better make like an elf, Delray!
Chris 3 months ago
you were saying. :}
Ellis97 3 months ago
You were saying?
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Kind of sad, if you ask me. Kids being trained to think that way. I knew one mall Santa who — well, I won’t say he was a bad guy, but he sure wasn’t a Santa in the break room.
christelisbetty 3 months ago
I worked in a dept store, that had a Santa, who had his own real beard and belly. One day I saw him coming out of the employees’ mens room. It then occured to me, that he couldn’t use the public restroom, because, it wouldn’t do to have any little boys walking in on an all too human Santa, doing his thing at the urinal.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 3 months ago
Aw!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago
It fooled the most critical audience!
DuskyPaws 3 months ago
What if the children belong to the criminals who keep chasing Shark? (_) Now I’m thinking, with Christmas coming soon, there is going to be a mighty miracle that will finally soften hearts and put a stop to the chase. Who knows? ㄟ(-‿-)ㄏ
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
I want a blackjack…and a set of brass knuckles,,,and aREAL getaway car!