The worst dream my wife had was where I really did her wrong and cheated, etc. Then she woke up and blamed me for it. Took a while to accept the fact that it was just a dream
I once had sort of the reverse of that scenario happen to me in my days as a Harley mechanic. Several of us were having a beer and swapping jokes, and one fellow, a big scruffy biker from Tennessee, who’s idea of manners was moving the dishes before p*ssing in the sink, came off with several very anti-Jewish one-liners right in a row. I actually liked the bloke, so I simply tapped him on the shoulder and motioned him outside. When it was just us, so neither of us had an audience to play to, I explained to him that I’m Jewish, that I found his comments highly offensive, and that we’d both be a lot worse for wear and tear if he persisted. He apologized, and we’re still friends to this day.
Dancing Fox Premium Member 5 days ago
The like button isn’t working for some reason, but consider this liked.
bluecat 5 days ago
Two steps, this time. I’m a bit shook.
Massage my feet in the way that you know calms me down, and then go sleep on the couch.
jessebob42 5 days ago
All my jokes are Dad Jokes. Like If you steal a Tesla, do you now call it an Edison? ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/¯
charles9156 5 days ago
no
xSigoff Premium Member 5 days ago
The worst dream my wife had was where I really did her wrong and cheated, etc. Then she woke up and blamed me for it. Took a while to accept the fact that it was just a dream
feralcat_52 5 days ago
I once had sort of the reverse of that scenario happen to me in my days as a Harley mechanic. Several of us were having a beer and swapping jokes, and one fellow, a big scruffy biker from Tennessee, who’s idea of manners was moving the dishes before p*ssing in the sink, came off with several very anti-Jewish one-liners right in a row. I actually liked the bloke, so I simply tapped him on the shoulder and motioned him outside. When it was just us, so neither of us had an audience to play to, I explained to him that I’m Jewish, that I found his comments highly offensive, and that we’d both be a lot worse for wear and tear if he persisted. He apologized, and we’re still friends to this day.
Robert Miller Premium Member 4 days ago
I only tell jokes like that about my brothers…