Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 14, 2024

What’s growing on your head/face?

Where did these jowls come from? What’s next? A wattle?

That’s right you JACKA$$ and you will have to look at him unless he divorces your smart aleck A$$.

Rebuttal: “Wait, is that a grey hair honey?”

I get the occasional chin hairs, which I pluck assiduously.

Most wives have it. It’s why we love them so…..

And there you have it………

Then you can get a job with the Star Trek franchise, as a Ferrangi. You won’t even need make-up.

and a curse…