Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for December 26, 2024

Well, maybe not a librarian.

NEWSFLASH: Old man Potter never returned the money! How’s that for a morality lesson?

Die Hard is my go-to Christmas movie

“yippie kai yay”

True Story: This year, Amazon put up an abridged version that cut out the entire sequence of the film where George sees the town as if he’d never been born. Clarence saves George from drowning, George runs home to the party, the end.

And the stereotypes are continued to be perpetuated.

In your afterlife you could be a goosedown comforter. ;-}

Trade Hyram in for a Harvy and maybe you’ll be happier. The little pink kind that takes a single AAA batery.

MG, you’re already old. And dating.

Clarence said Mary ended up an old maid, but she looks about 30. Maybe everyone died young in Pottersville.

Excuse me? Sez the spinster librarian…

Never give up on your dreams MG then again it seems like the more you chase something the more it runs away.

Change channels to ’The Music Man".

I just WISH I was a spinster librarian!

I hate that movie, too!