Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 24, 2024

the man will be getting a heart attack or brain damage in no time

Some places give Santa alcohol.

You’re really in a pickle now

How about pickles and ice cream for Mrs. Claus?? ;-)

Learn to keep food away from Lardo’s maw!!!!

He’ll cut you some slack since he knows who your dad is.

It’ll help cut all that sugar before and after.

takes a lot to resist a good dill pickle

Add some salami and crackers, switch the milk with beer, voila—most popular stop of the night.

Dill or sweet?

Chanukah also starts at sundown tonight, so remember to leave some latkes (potato pancakes) and a schnaps out for sanity clause

is Santa preggers?

How about chicken tenders and a cola?

Maybe leave Santa some cheese, crackers, and a beer.

The son has a little of Adam in him….

Yes, you’d think he gets tired of cookies after the first 8000000 stops.

Food edible Glitter Pickles, I’ve been told, are the new food rage.

Getting cookies everywhere is got to be getting old.

Maybe if Santa were pregnant.