In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 06, 2025

How can you skip without legs?!!

And when you gotta go, skip to the loo.

Well, there`s the whole “no legs” thing.

They spend most of their time doing curls.

Time to step on the scales.

well, that explains a lot!

I was in the first or second grade and people told me I wasn’t skipping but galloping.

That’s why you don’t have legs.

snakes can skip?

That’s some mouth on that snake. Is “skipping leg day” some kind of euphemism?

(Please don’t bother to answer my rhetorical question.)