Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 16, 2025

Good old Ralph?

Depends what she recorded

He that rules the remote, rules the world.

I am so immensely glad that hubby installed a remote app on my mobile. He can keep the remote, snore and I can speed through the commercials.

I don’t know why companies pay to have ads on TV, does ANYBODY actually watch them??? We haven’t seen an ad for over 30 years now.

Poke him in the nutz and then tell him you thought it was the remote.

A friend had a half dozen remotes to turn on his TV, speakers, amp etc. etc. It would take him 20 minutes to figure out what to turn on. It would take so much out of him, he fell asleep halfway thru a movie.

Men really hold onto the remote? I’ve never done that…

Do people really insist on controlling the remote?

For this very reason, I’m SO glad I found a usable remote at the thrift store. Now we each have one.

My husband does this so I bought 3 universal remotes… one for everybody! (It was soooo fun!!!)

my spouse complains that I always have the remote. But when I give it to her, she hands it back saying she doesn’t know how to use it and she refuses to learn how to use it

Ralph’ll sleep-dial ESPN any second…

Ralph is glad too, now he was something to put him to sleep.

an’ if you try to grab it, he’ll suddenly wake up and act like “what??”

My wife holds the remote but I fall asleep

That’s why my remote is glued to my hand.

Hi ma❣️