Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 22, 2025

That’s no vampire. That’s Ron Jeremy.

I’m your fair weather fiend.

Count Ocula in Nosferatu has a porn stache and in one scene they even show is ahem dong. I can’t unsee that now

He’s auditioning for the sequel to “Interview With The Vampire” called “Intercourse With The Vampire.”

Like he’ll even come close to driving a stake in his heart….that stache is weird….

Since he went for Tom Selleck’s neck… and missed…

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Since the 70’s

Let’s give him a Nair ice cream cone! :)

You learn something new every day — I had to google “pornstache” to learn what it means.

Count Orlock dared what no vampire ever dared before. A proper East European gentleman’s mustache. Stoker described Dracula as mustached, but no movie dared show it.