Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 24, 2025

Apparently, those aren’t “rolling stones”, because they’re covered with moss. And they aren’t singing “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”.

At least she doesn’t need any ‘Wide Load’ signs!

old joke (guy with a beeper)

Well, forklifts do that, and she’s definitelybeen lifting forks.

Weight? I worked with two guys, One was a rather large and obnoxious sort, the other a very quick witted comedian. The first guy was big time into boats and fishing. One day the guy was taking to the comedian about his boat. The comedian asked him “What is the difference between a ship and a boat?” “I don’t know, but I’ll find out!” A few minutes later he came back and told the comedian that the “difference is the weight.” Comedian with out missing a second came back with – “So you have both and boat and a ship? It’s a boat until you step on it then it becomes a ship!”

Not funny.

Maybe it’s just the beans she ate last night?

Let’s hope that’s a beeper.

Maybe she’s stowed away a Road Runner in her dress amd it’s beeping to get out.