Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 29, 2025

Buddy, seems a little Dinghy

Or later!!!

Canoe stop already!

I wonder how deep his boat drafts.

I hope there’s a head on board.

Schooner or later.

Yes, enough already! Enough of the jibs… er… jibes.

A boat? Nice! What’s it called?

“The Vessel with the Pestle.”

There once was a drink, Buddy Beer,

whose mug looked like Frankenstein’s rear.

When Lil said “Enough!”, he tried to get tough,

but she gulped him right down with a sneer…

Frankly all this rum humor is making me seasick.

oh he’s got a keg full of them

Schooners were nice, only 12oz and then Pounders (16oz) came along.