Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 03, 2009

Because I ain’t got nobody…..

Well, what part of my story should I begin with, Head said….

I should have quit while I was a head!

It is all in my mind.

I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams He said it’s lack of sex that’s bringin me down I went to a whore Who said my life’s a bore So quit my whining cuz it’s bringin her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

what was i thinkin?? your diploma came from a mail order university

I just can’t put my hands on it …

I would say that oral sex is getting old

This strip is headed in the wrong direction.

That shrink should get his head examined…….

The poor guy just can’t get his relationships past the necking phase…….

The VIAGRA just made his sentences longer……

He just can’t GET IT UP - or ON, for that matter.

Then there’s the zipper problem - it keeps getting stuck……….in another TIME ZONE!

Is that Travis from Scary Gary making a cameo?

Your name wouldn’t be Travis, would it?

Talking head meets head shrinker.

@ JFri He DID quit while he was a head! LOL

Some one told me that sex was 99% in the head. They were wrong…..

He has paid a price for starving his harem of Amazons.