Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 11, 2009

Yo Pirate! Who’s your left-handed friend?

Pirate training….we try not to do it in public, but sometimes it’s on the job. We apologize. If you’re not happy with your pirate experience, please fill out our survey form at www.piratetrainingexperience.com, and remember to include the name of the pirate.

Thank you for your patience…an operator will be with you shortly…

Arrgh….arrrgh…..arrrgh…

*AAAAARRRRRRRRR, Carmy!!!! That be me good friend, Lefty!!

You guys are hilarious! I’m not even going to try and top this!

AAAARRRRRRRRR, me luv!! Are ye soooo inta th’ rum ye don’t even recognize yerself????

”AR-R-R-R-” ”AR-R-R-R-” ”AR-R-R-R-” ”AR-R-R-R-” ”AR-R-R-R-” ”AR-R-R-R-” ”AR-R-R-R-” aAAARRRRRR-OH!

Here comes th’ bouncer to bounce aaaarrrrrrrrr bunz outta here!

you guys are great. lol oh this is to much. im laughing so hard it hurts. this is why i hang out with you people. :D

Steve, is that you? You’re late for the game.

I guess that’s what you say when you’re in a BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AAAAARRRRRRRR, Joy! I be at th’ jetty awaitn’ on ye!