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So, when I was a teenager, we had a dart board in thebasement. One day, my friend and I were down their shooting darts, and he kepy ducking in between me and the dartboard so I couldn’t shoot. Finally, he got out of the way and I took my shot. Except he ducked back in, and my dart hit him right between the eyes. Thank God it didn’t hit him in one of his eyes!
A chap’s walking down the street muttering to himself.
“…we’re losin’ our ability t’ communicate, that’s the trouble…”
In the second panel, he’s confronting Andy who’s walking from the opposite direction. He says to Andy, “lt’s murder at ‘ome, Andy, my missus doesn’t understand me – does yours?”
In the third panel, Andy replies, “l shouldn’t think so, mate – she doesn’t even understand me !"
In the last panel, the poor chap’s looking to the reader. The caption reads, “As l was sayin’…”
seanfear about 6 hours ago
umm actually he has a point with this one – guess ale brings Andy to his senses (or his senses back to him? ah well…)
snsurone76 about 6 hours ago
I agree; Jack should keep the door closed—and locked—before that worthless moocher enters!
CorkLock about 5 hours ago
Ton 80 dart Andy. Go for Dble Bull now.
Uncle Kenny about 4 hours ago
So, when I was a teenager, we had a dart board in thebasement. One day, my friend and I were down their shooting darts, and he kepy ducking in between me and the dartboard so I couldn’t shoot. Finally, he got out of the way and I took my shot. Except he ducked back in, and my dart hit him right between the eyes. Thank God it didn’t hit him in one of his eyes!
BigDaveGlass about 4 hours ago
Andy was going for a double top and hit a wooden top.
(Woodentop, a pejorative term used by plain-clothed British police for uniformed police officers.)
Number Slx about 3 hours ago
I’ve lost all faith and respect for the British police and so as far as l’m concerned, Andy scored a bullseye.
My bad!
Number Slx about 3 hours ago
In the original strips, Reg Smythe often featured WPC’s as well as male police officers.
…which brings us to another edition of…
CLASSIC ANDY CAPP Dept.
(5 panels.)
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In the first panel, we see a WPC standing by a wall looking disapprovingly down the street.
In the second panel, she holds her hand out and says, “I suppose yer know why l’m stoppin’ yer?”
In the third panel, Andy appears – looking the worse for wear, “Course l do, lass, l’m a man o’ the world.”
In the fourth panel, the sozzled Andy sweeps the constable off her feet and plants a big kiss.
In the final panel, Andy walks off and turns to the reader. The caption reads, “lt’s nice t’ know yer’ve still got it!”
(°C(l#,
Imagine about 3 hours ago
I’d say Andy won that game.
Number Slx about 2 hours ago
l’m too good to you lot…
BONUS CLASSIC ANDY CAPP Dept.
(4 panels.)
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A chap’s walking down the street muttering to himself.
“…we’re losin’ our ability t’ communicate, that’s the trouble…”
In the second panel, he’s confronting Andy who’s walking from the opposite direction. He says to Andy, “lt’s murder at ‘ome, Andy, my missus doesn’t understand me – does yours?”
In the third panel, Andy replies, “l shouldn’t think so, mate – she doesn’t even understand me !"
In the last panel, the poor chap’s looking to the reader. The caption reads, “As l was sayin’…”
(°C(l#,
Number Slx 26 minutes ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all Andy Capp fans who should have had a birthday yesterday.
Perhaps you celebrated yesterday…