Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for March 07, 2025

“Oh, what’s the point? When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me, I don’t like them." (George Costanza on Seinfeld)

It’s the thoughts that count!

I had a friend whose wife used her hands when she talked. If you tied them up, she probably wouldn’t be able to speak. He used to say “she talks so much, I can’t get a hand in edgewise”

I’ve had that happen, so I just get up and say I have to go, nice meeting you ……

Funny….and true!

Eric and Bill, being dedicated Tardettes, understand what this “man” is saying is, "“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pu**y. You can do anything.” and she would like to inform him that “let you do it” is not permission.

Mars and Venus? Amazing that there is population growth at all with all the games being played.

Perfect the first time around. I give it two more dates then reality happens.

She’s missing her chance even as she thinks…