Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 25, 2009

Whoa, par-tay in the basement! Loaded on motor oil.

Robot on floor: 01101111 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01100110 01101100 01101111 01110111 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100001 00001101 00001010

Robot with lampshade: 01010011 01101111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01011001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101110 01100110 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110010 01110100 00101101 01100110 01101111 01110010 01110111 01100001 01110010 01100100 00101100 00100000 01111001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00100001

He’s disappointed because they drank all that without him.

To save people from having to translate it:

Liowatcher says: Robot on floor: oh man, I stack overflowed all over myself!

Liowatcher says: Robot with lampshade: So I sais, Yeah Conficker, stick this up your port-forward, yeah I told him!

Title of the book Lio’s holding:

Superior Robotics.

Lio should be proud; he’s created machines that think like human beings!

now he has to call oilaholics anomous and the price of oil per barrel yikes

That’s probably why he’s frowning. The cost of all that oil is going to be crazy. ‘Superior Robotics’ should help ya, Lio.

01000100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00111111 00100000

Some websites will do that for you. I used: http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/BinaryConversion/BinaryTo_Text.asp

01000100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00111111 00100000 means Dude! I mean like what if God were a robot?

That oil’s been on the shelf for too long—it fermented.

that was me on saturday lol crazy night

Robots party!