UFO by Graham Harrop for March 22, 2025

What’s going on over to UFO? So much unrequited love…do we need to send Dear Abby out there?

Well, Valentine’s Day was only about 5 weeks ago.

Way down below there’s a half a million creatures,

Somewhere there’s a church with a big tall preacher,

Inside a church there’s an altar filled with flowers,

Wedding bells are ringin’ and they shoulda been ours,

That’s why I’m so lonely, I’m leaping from above,

Down upon a mountain of love.

A mountain of love, a mountain of love,

piled high with slimy creatures.

Used to be a valley below,

Now there’s no redeeming features.

Little green guys, cute as hell, someone should be making a movie, enough of yer Minions!

I see they’re back up on the top again. I guess they will either have to start all over or abandon their endeavour!

Another hilarious one!! <3

Moira’s been busy.

Cleanup at the bottom of the cliff…STAT

they are changing the name to Lover’s Heap

LOL!

This leap is only for short term romances.

If they create a funeral pyre with this mountain of creatures, it will be just a hunk, a hunk of burning love.

An odd way to meet someone new.

I believe I see Humpty Dumpty in that heap.