There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his @rse like a dahlia
The colour was fine
Likewise the design
But the aroma, well that was a failure!
There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
The reason was
Simply because
He tries to get everything into the last line that he possibly can.
There once was a guy named Obama
Whose connections caused far too much drama
He talked about change
But his message was strange
So he promised to find us Osama
Obama can speak really well
An empty bag he can sell
But if you look past his skin
And see from within
He’s only and empty shell.
Though he knew his record was thin
Obama was sure he could win
Sure, the crowd did adore him
But they couldn’t vote for him
Being residents of East Berlin
There was a young liberal named Barry
And with young Michelle he did marry
But he tempted his fate
and in Denver did mate
With a woman who goes by Hill-ary
There once was a lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
EarlWash about 15 years ago
Go for it kid. This may be your only way to skip “skool” legally.
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Actually, limericks DO count as poetry.
Ronshua about 15 years ago
That would be yes then……ouch .
Superfrog about 15 years ago
There was a young man from Australia Who painted his @rse like a dahlia The colour was fine Likewise the design But the aroma, well that was a failure!
Pvt Hancock in “Breaker Morant”
Sure sounds poetic to me!
bradkun about 15 years ago
hahaha
wicky about 15 years ago
Good point.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
There once was a man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan The reason was Simply because He tries to get everything into the last line that he possibly can.
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
Touché.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Rakkav That may be true, however teach is pulling the strings here.
Enjoy your detention, Johnny. Hehehe!
EarlWash about 15 years ago
Smooth…real smoooooooth.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Sure it does. It’s so easy, a caveman can do it.
JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago
I thought it was rock-et science!
Guilden_NL about 15 years ago
There once was a guy named Obama Whose connections caused far too much drama He talked about change But his message was strange So he promised to find us Osama
Obama can speak really well An empty bag he can sell But if you look past his skin And see from within He’s only and empty shell.
Though he knew his record was thin Obama was sure he could win Sure, the crowd did adore him But they couldn’t vote for him Being residents of East Berlin
There was a young liberal named Barry And with young Michelle he did marry But he tempted his fate and in Denver did mate With a woman who goes by Hill-ary
Dkram about 15 years ago
There was a young man named Paul. Who, in the saddle road tall. His habit was trim But there was a low limb. And the horse returned to the stall.
From me.
marvin6538 about 15 years ago
There is a guy named OBAMA
He GOT ELECTED BY MORE VOTES
The truth does not have to do anything but be true.
EarlWash about 15 years ago
Oooooooo, did some one sting a liberal nerve?
sjoujke about 15 years ago
To get back to the topic:
There once was a lady from Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They came back from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the tiger.