Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2009

A piano crate???

Good idea! Then you can have twice the fun.

The top half should smell better but the bottom half is quieter, hopefully….

When Blanche gets wind of this little plan, I have a feeling it’s going to be his LAST anniversary.

Obviously, they have 2 different definitions of magical.

Not a verey good Wiz if he can’t turn his wife into a Playboy Bunny.

Works for me but it does cut the Romance Magic a WEE bit .

Eh, Powerboy, no matter how much of a honey-bunny Blanche would be on the outside, she’d still be the same old cheerless Blanche on the inside. I for one wouldn’t like that combination.

(Interesting. I didn’t know this site would censor that particular word: “domina-” plus “-trix”. I’d put that in where the second “Blanche” is now.)

I married her for her bottom half, the top half kept getting into trouble.

Sjoujke, even if the plan goes through, it’ll still be their last anniversary.

The top half….or….the bottom half , that is the question ?

Is it far better to have part of Blanche ….or none at all..?

Spook , the comprehending amigo .

I never have understood that wizard.

He’s got a floating thingamabob in a bucket, what does he need a wife for?

Or, Ronshua, the wizard can saw her from top to bottom than at the waist.

Bet you all “Wizard of Id” readers didn’t think of that, huh?