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Please pardon the previous blank (if it even appears). Steve could be my husband’s twin–easily: mouth in motion before brain. Kind of like I have fingers in motion before brain sometimes, thus the blank.
Sisyphos about 16 years ago
Steve Dallas: the very model of a modern major jerk!
wndrwrthg about 16 years ago
Hmm, that explains a lot.
lazygrazer about 16 years ago
Time to shoot the Messenger and end the Messages.
RussellNash about 16 years ago
Steve has suicidal tendencies.
cgrl78 about 16 years ago
I don’t think he’s gonna live much longer!! At the very least he’ll probably have a black eye or a fat lip!
Ray_C about 16 years ago
He’ll be storing fat in his lip in a minute.
Ray_C about 16 years ago
I would’ve said, “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”
coffeeturtle about 16 years ago
Things You Ought Not Say to a Woman
by Steve Dallas
444dlw about 16 years ago
Please pardon the previous blank (if it even appears). Steve could be my husband’s twin–easily: mouth in motion before brain. Kind of like I have fingers in motion before brain sometimes, thus the blank.
strodgers about 16 years ago
What people forget is, Steve Dallas probably does think before he says.
darktowerwest about 16 years ago
Girl: “How does it look? Be honest!” Guy: “That’s not my favorite dress, honey, I like the blue one.” Girl: “A$$h0le!”