Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 20, 2009

Hey, a pickup line that I actually haven’t used.

Kiss him, girl! That’s as close to an open invitation as a guy is capable of giving!

Good for Binkley! He’s actually almost, unconsciously, putting a move on Blondie! Go for it, my man!

Subtle yet weird.

Yahell has a cracking BC today, juxtapositioning 80s “me-generation” types with typical students: http://news.yahoo.com/comics/bloomcounty;ylt=Asfe4LW1pQv67qnjpHjgmDlcLQF

Ah yes doctortoon we all need mentors.

What we have to seriously consider here [and no one has] is what if Binkley actually does kiss like a gagging goldfish? Then what if he kisses Blondie and she violently rejects him? This is something that can have a permanent, detrimental effect on Binkley’s sex life. Perhaps the only solution would be for Blondie to tongue a goldfish and then tongue Binkley and compare the two. If she prefers Binkley to the goldfish we’re back on solid ground. But, if not, poor Binkley is doomed.

Just say “yes” and watch the fun…

Quite a lead in for something else ! Gulp !

ana_demeter: believe it or not, I own a copy of that book. (not that I’m gonna dig through the boxes to find and reread it!)

First, you must Gargle like a Gagging Goldfish.

Then, ”We’ll see” - or, rather, ”sniff”.