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If you really want some fun, Opus, have each of your friends call Steve late at night and ask for “Joe.” Then, at about 2 a.m., call him up and say, “This is Joe; were there any calls for me?”
rayannina over 15 years ago
If you want something done right, Portnoy, you gotta do it yourself …
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
Opus, if you’re gonna be a Bad Penguin, ya gotta grow a spine!
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
Was an old college gag to order stuff COD for someone you didn’t like.
jopado over 15 years ago
Yeah, I was particularly fond of signing them up for various book clubs.
buckleylover Premium Member over 15 years ago
The CD clubs were always fun to sign your friends up for.
jrbj over 15 years ago
Did you notice we now know what street Dallas lives on.
Ordering 100 extra large pizzas and having them delivered to the opposition’s office is an old political trick. Fish scalers would be even funnier.
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
If you really want some fun, Opus, have each of your friends call Steve late at night and ask for “Joe.” Then, at about 2 a.m., call him up and say, “This is Joe; were there any calls for me?”
Guilden_NL over 15 years ago
What?!? No turnip twaddlers this time?!?!?
But Obama and crew will be so disappointed: http://themessthatgreenspanmade.blogspot.com/2008/03/opus-on-stimulus.html