Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 01, 2009

Yeah; ridiculous. Everyone knows you couldn’t get to Hef’s place from Shanghai!

Turn about is fair play.

Not to mention how hard it is to find good salami in China.

Fantasy on both sides is fair……………

I think someone is getting fed up with his friend’s verbal daydreaming!

Grabbing dames and hiding out in Hefner’s mansion indeed. Obviously, something is awry in Binkley’s mind. I wish I had that problem.

Salami just isn’t a good offensive weapon. A ham on the bone is a real weapon.

The really ridiculous part is that the Mongolian Headhunter is taken down by a smack in the face. Everyone knows Mongolian headhunters wack themselves about the head and face with sticks of meat in their spare time in order to keep themselves from being taken out by salami like that.

Turns out the dame was the headhunter’s daughter. The giant rabid pandas ate the headhunter and the daughter collected her inheritance, married the Binkster and they all lived happily ever after at Hef’s house. Now you know … . . the rest of the story.

Glad to know things came out well for Binkley. I always rooted for him.

Taking a dame to Hef’s place?!?! That’s like bringing sand to the beach!!

And just to prove it happened, you can see the dame in the centerfold of next month’s magazine… and she has the salami with her. 8)

Plenty of headhunters at Hef’s. Don’t know if any get some.

ChukLitl:Oh, that was a REAL good one…..LOL

Kinda like the dialog when Bush was in office discussing weapons of mass destruction