This goes a long way to explain why Fox News is the best news corporation on TV and has a regular audience that is bigger than all the other news corporations combined.
Fox has mastered what I call the “Ain’t awful that ‘x’ happened” news bite. They can’t resist spinning their news reporting like any back fence gossip monger embellishes facts with adjectives supporting their opinions.
Whoa! When I made that post last Monday about replacing Christie with a teddy bear, I really had no idea this strip was coming! I don’t even remember reading it!
A real head of cabbage would tell more truth than any of the MSM. 45 years of writing their own lies and calling it news. Now all we get is creative writing, even in local murder reports. Opinion has been dubbed “news”.
I think Fox is far too accomodating to the left. I find it annoying, but at least they tell you how far the knife is in your back today, and where the new arrows are coming from. “News” from anywhere else has you thinking Calgon has taken to you away to meadow of flowers and candy from Obama’s private stash.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Can we have Tom Brokaw back now?
jrbj almost 15 years ago
This goes a long way to explain why Fox News is the best news corporation on TV and has a regular audience that is bigger than all the other news corporations combined.
Mark Berte Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Fox has mastered what I call the “Ain’t awful that ‘x’ happened” news bite. They can’t resist spinning their news reporting like any back fence gossip monger embellishes facts with adjectives supporting their opinions.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Whoa! When I made that post last Monday about replacing Christie with a teddy bear, I really had no idea this strip was coming! I don’t even remember reading it!
Looks like great minds think alike, eh, Berke? 8)
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
A real head of cabbage would tell more truth than any of the MSM. 45 years of writing their own lies and calling it news. Now all we get is creative writing, even in local murder reports. Opinion has been dubbed “news”.
I think Fox is far too accomodating to the left. I find it annoying, but at least they tell you how far the knife is in your back today, and where the new arrows are coming from. “News” from anywhere else has you thinking Calgon has taken to you away to meadow of flowers and candy from Obama’s private stash.
jb_jb almost 15 years ago
mrlukeskywalker I agree with you completely
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I work evenings, so I ain’t seen the perky news with Catie, don’t think I wanna. I’ll stick with Stewart.
robinfree almost 15 years ago
Nice, Doc Toon.
I like Don Henley, too….
x_Tech over 14 years ago
Bring in Kelly Bundy as news reader! Oh! sorry forgot her reading ability. Hey! Wait, just write simpler news!