Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 15, 2010

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    The Call of the Wild: “Pizza Hut!

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    johnparadox  almost 15 years ago

    That’s MY response to “Pizza Hut”, too!

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    Opus Croakus  almost 15 years ago

    Today it would be “Starbucks”. Come to think of it there probably IS a Starbucks in Antarctica.

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    jrbj  almost 15 years ago

    Is there any pristine land that we have yet to terrorize and spoil? I think not.

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    MrDangerous  almost 15 years ago

    Wow, jrbj, I bet you’re fun at parties.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    Hope you live in a cave jrbj. Wait…. you’re using electricity to post here.

    Guess you’re part of the problem.

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    pamlicorat  almost 15 years ago

    I bet Wal-Mart would have the same effect.

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    billrad  almost 15 years ago

    Not to worry. Maybe jbj is a (insert profession here) MATHEMATICIAN. We never get invited to parties.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 15 years ago

    A terror in any decade: “McDonald’s!”

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    jrbj  almost 15 years ago

    MrDangerous: I never go to parties. There are only self-interested, boring, superficial people there.

    rac0308: No, I don’t live in a cave, but we all will live in caves as soon as the nukes hit. And don’t worry about my use of electricity, the EMF will put out power grids across the country for months. On the other hand, Cap and Tax will make electricity so expensive we’ll not be able to afford it anyway.

    billrad: Thanks for the complement, but one doesn’t have to be a mathematician to see where our global society is going. On the 24 hour doom clock, it is about 23:57 and counting. The human race is totally unqualified to govern itself and the inevitable is bound to happen. Laugh all of you that will, but remember he who laughs last laughs longest and I haven’t even cracked a smile yet.

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    artybee  almost 15 years ago

    Unspoiled? Penguins poop so bad you can see the mess from outer space.

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    Mark Berte Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I thought the Doomsday Clock was just set back from Armageddon by a minute to 23:53.

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    EScott2U  almost 15 years ago

    jrbj: So WHO is fit to govern us?

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    jrbj  almost 15 years ago

    EScott2U: Who indeed? Now you are beginning to understand the problem.

    mfcoace: Actually, I was speaking figuratively, but with only a 3 or 4 minute difference between your figures and mine I’d say that if you start running on my figures and the nuke hits on your figures you still won’t have run far enough to escape death.

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    That’s what I say when anyone speaks of it too.

    We always called it Pizza $Iut.

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    alviebird  almost 15 years ago

    Listen to ‘The Last Resort’, by the Eagles.

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