Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 27, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    I’m a traditionalist. I’ll stick with “Mister Opus” (full name). Age 5, ehh? There may be a legal problem about your running at that age….

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, but that’s in penguin years!

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    landshark67  over 14 years ago

    How old do you have to be to be President? I thought it was 35 or something.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I want to see a birth certificate and it better not be from Antarctica.

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    You’re all on the same side, Opus. They will even cover it up if aren’t really a U.S. citizen. No hassles for you.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago

    If the hatching ground is on the US base there, it counts as “natural born citizen,” same as McCain born in the Panama Canal Zone. Test tube babys & clones, on the other hand…

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    JohnHerbison  over 14 years ago

    If anyone could ever prove to the Birthers’ satisfaction that President Obama was in fact born in Hawaii, then they would start kvetching about whether it was a vaginal birth or a C-section. (The natural born citizen requirement, you know)

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Photo Op. The perfect Prez.

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    Creniere  over 14 years ago

    How about just being born to an American mother. That satisfies US citizenship in any quarter.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Is that penguin a Black Op, and is that why nobody knows much about him?

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