Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 28, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    The more, the merrier! –But not you, little penguin friend! No, Opus; don’t do it!

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    I’m foggy on this, wasn’t there a ‘High Noon’ bar situation about the number of lawyers in town? The punch line escapes me. (Rock any memories?)

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    If a town has one lawyer, he’ll starve. If it has two lawyers, they’ll both get rich.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Just make him a not very good lawyer. Tom Houston? Debbie Austin-workout lawyer?

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    risitas  over 14 years ago

    The sanest thing about Mexico - retired here in ‘07 - is that there can never be ANY lawsuits!!! Not a single one can be brought to court. Got a problem? That’s YOUR problem!!!

    Ahhhh - MX is just muy sano!

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    risitas  over 14 years ago

    Sorry - “sano” means “sane”, for those millions who paid NO attention in HS Spanish classes.

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    starguy  over 14 years ago

    It was so cold the other day, I saw a lawyer with his had in his OWN pocket!

    A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

    More lawyer jokes at: http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements/+Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements-Courts&Lawyers/LawyerJokes.htm

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago

    ♫We’re going to play the Sue me Sue You Blues♫

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Would a “law suit” be one with hidden openings in the jacket so you can pick people’s pockets without attracting attention?

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    BillOpusGarfield  over 14 years ago

    I think the other lawyer will get to fix all of Steve’s messes ROFL!

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