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Iâm foggy on this, wasnât there a âHigh Noonâ bar situation about the number of lawyers in town? The punch line escapes me. (Rock any memories?)
The sanest thing about Mexico - retired here in â07 - is that there can never be ANY lawsuits!!! Not a single one can be brought to court.
Got a problem? Thatâs YOUR problem!!!
It was so cold the other day, I saw a lawyer with his had in his OWN pocket!
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
More lawyer jokes at:
http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements/+Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements-Courts&Lawyers/LawyerJokes.htm
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
The more, the merrier! âBut not you, little penguin friend! No, Opus; donât do it!
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Iâm foggy on this, wasnât there a âHigh Noonâ bar situation about the number of lawyers in town? The punch line escapes me. (Rock any memories?)
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
If a town has one lawyer, heâll starve. If it has two lawyers, theyâll both get rich.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
Just make him a not very good lawyer. Tom Houston? Debbie Austin-workout lawyer?
risitas almost 15 years ago
The sanest thing about Mexico - retired here in â07 - is that there can never be ANY lawsuits!!! Not a single one can be brought to court. Got a problem? Thatâs YOUR problem!!!
Ahhhh - MX is just muy sano!
risitas almost 15 years ago
Sorry - âsanoâ means âsaneâ, for those millions who paid NO attention in HS Spanish classes.
starguy almost 15 years ago
It was so cold the other day, I saw a lawyer with his had in his OWN pocket!
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
More lawyer jokes at: http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Others/Others-Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements/+Doc-Jokes&OtherAmusements-Courts&Lawyers/LawyerJokes.htm
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
â«Weâre going to play the Sue me Sue You Bluesâ«
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Would a âlaw suitâ be one with hidden openings in the jacket so you can pick peopleâs pockets without attracting attention?
BillOpusGarfield almost 15 years ago
I think the other lawyer will get to fix all of Steveâs messes ROFL!