Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 12, 2012

Take two, and have a couple of martinis!!!

Good name for a dog.

Lola: “Oh, by the way Opus … Bart is a taxidermist. He can also bench press 290 lbs.”

At least his last name wasn’t Starr. You wouldn’t stand a chance.

All right, I give up on trying to advise Opus. Just panic, flop-sweat, anxiety attacks, and the loss of Lola….

Savagewood? Well we knew it wasn’t Simpson.

Don’t worry Opus! Just bust out your super manly fruit basket hat . . . Bart Whats-his-face will be so intimidated he won’t even try to compete with that!

Hey Opus! Where are those millions you pocketed as a defense scientist?

To make matters worse, Opus’ last name turned out to be Meektweeter.

To make matters a lot worse, “Savagewood” wasn’t really his last name; it was Lola’s nickname for him.

I once knew a Savagewoofer in high school…Unfortunately, he was killed in what became the horrendous melon incident…….the horse recovered..

I’ve known some pretty hot guys named Douglas and Roger actually…