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Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime No help from my friends So Lord, won’t you buy me
Guys, we aren’t talking about a Jaguar or an Austin Healy, or something else that requires a full time mechanic. We are talking about a car that should run fairly reliably, as long as routine maintenance is done, at $250 an hour.
old joke,person knocks on man’s door and says, “I’m looking for some work, do you have any handyman jobs i could do for you” Man says, yes, would you paint my porch, it should take you most of the day. About an hour later, person comes back and says, I’m done, and by the way, it’s a Cadillac, not a Porch.
I’ve been thinking about a Porsche lately, ever since I found out they’ve got tons of headroom& legroom (I’m tall). But I’m lazy and don’t want to shift. Need a 911 w/ an automatic!
I heard of these events – by the way, I am not American – but I did not know until today that they occurred on a May 4th. Thanks for improving my knowledge of American history!
JusSayin almost 13 years ago
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime No help from my friends So Lord, won’t you buy me
A Mercedes-Benz.
(Janis Joplin RIP)
flyertom almost 13 years ago
“And some Change would be good, too.”
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
Guys, we aren’t talking about a Jaguar or an Austin Healy, or something else that requires a full time mechanic. We are talking about a car that should run fairly reliably, as long as routine maintenance is done, at $250 an hour.
MrSulusBrain almost 13 years ago
Nothing says “hope” like screaming down the freeway doing 120 m.p.h.!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Okay, Santa, here’s the deal: hold the joy and hope, and just bring me the Porsche,. Okay?
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
I know this was penned in the 80’s, but man it sounds relevant to today!
philyfanstukinmi almost 13 years ago
old joke,person knocks on man’s door and says, “I’m looking for some work, do you have any handyman jobs i could do for you” Man says, yes, would you paint my porch, it should take you most of the day. About an hour later, person comes back and says, I’m done, and by the way, it’s a Cadillac, not a Porch.
Sir Osis of Liver almost 13 years ago
Today is Star Wars Day. I have no hope, joy, or Porsches to give you, but May the Fourth be with you!
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Done the Porsche thing.It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be.It’s better..I miss my 928.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Is Joy a blonde and Hope a red head?
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
I’ve been thinking about a Porsche lately, ever since I found out they’ve got tons of headroom& legroom (I’m tall). But I’m lazy and don’t want to shift. Need a 911 w/ an automatic!
Space_cat almost 13 years ago
Hope? Joy? what are these things you speak of?
Sir Osis of Liver almost 13 years ago
I heard of these events – by the way, I am not American – but I did not know until today that they occurred on a May 4th. Thanks for improving my knowledge of American history!
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Davenpot? No R? Whatever, it’s creepy to see a grown man squatting on Santa’s knee like that.
herdleader53 almost 13 years ago
I thought “Joy” and “Hope” were the names of two hookers.
brick10 almost 13 years ago
Would there be room in the Porsche for Joy and Hope and him?
travburg1 almost 13 years ago
Do I detect a little bit of racism here?