Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 16, 2012

So how come enslaving plants isn’t bad? Life is life. (of course in Switzerland, you’re not allowed to enslave plants either as I understand it…)

“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made of meat? And how come they’re so delicious!” :P

Orion

Kill ’em. Cook ’em. Eat ’em.So let it be written. So let it be done.

Milk and eggs too? Sorry Binkley, but I can’t feel guilty when I drink a glass of milk.

No!!!! NOT the CHEESE!!!!!!

Sadly, Vegans and Vegetarians are what happens when evolution works in reverse.

This is why I’m a member of PETA.

People Eating Tasty Animals.

Here Binkley, try one of my delicous “Soylent Green” wafers.Yum!

Does that embargo apply to all of the boarding house’s inhabitants? I know a penguin who may become very upset at the idea of no longer having the right to enjoy his brethren, the herring.

People are delicious, why don’t we eat them. And they are useless at best, and disgusting in my opinion.

If cows have moral purity, why are they always telling us to “eat chikin”?

I think I will break out a couple of steaks… ;-)

Too bad ignorant, uneducated humans are so fatty and hard to chew – otherwise there would be a lot fewer of them.

Binkley, moral purity doesn’t happen in a complex world. Our domesticated animals couldn’t be freed, as they would never survive in the wild. Cats , yes, and do well on several islands. Dogs maybe if they could form a pack. Cows and pigs, never.

I didn’t climb to the top of the … food chain to eat carrots – Ron White

“Carrot Juice is Murder” by the Arrogant Worms — truly great Canadians!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM