Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 16, 2012

Bassalopes are so innocent, and gullible.

I don’t like cockroaches. I do like bananas. This presents a bit of a quandary.

I’m surprised Wall Street hasn’t tried this excuse.

Can’t read the small print, and the magnifier doesn’t work. Boooo! Hisssss!

If you have word, you can copy and paste and it will be readable

If you had to have that inflamed lymph node removed, would that be called a nannerectomy? Would the doctor begin by skinning it? Would your parents just send you to your room without sympathy (and dinner)?

Try using your inner Foghorn Leghorn voice when reading what the bassalope is saying. Much more amusing that way.