WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE!REWARD $10000Young BinkleyBinkley is a notoriously unethical newspaper-swiper. He is believed to be armed with two copies of USA Today and should be considered dangerous. If seen, do not approach. Call immediately: Homeland Security, 555-555-5555.
It always starts with light weight things like USA Today. Then to more heavy weight stuff like the NY Times. Before long, he’ll be swiping Playboys as if there were no internet.
It’s a funny thing: Harvard and Yale train their students that ethics are situational, there are no moral absolutes. But then these graduates are surprised to find themselves in prison for how they run the banks… Is there a connection? Just curious.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE!REWARD $10000Young BinkleyBinkley is a notoriously unethical newspaper-swiper. He is believed to be armed with two copies of USA Today and should be considered dangerous. If seen, do not approach. Call immediately: Homeland Security, 555-555-5555.
thirdguy about 12 years ago
It always starts with light weight things like USA Today. Then to more heavy weight stuff like the NY Times. Before long, he’ll be swiping Playboys as if there were no internet.
neatslob Premium Member about 12 years ago
Why would you want two? Come to think of it, why would you want even one?
MrSulusBrain about 12 years ago
Well, at the very least I hope it’s a nice hand basket.
philyfanstukinmi about 12 years ago
I don’t look at the pictures, I only get it for the articles. Oh, we’re talking about usa today?
Burnside217 about 12 years ago
It’s a funny thing: Harvard and Yale train their students that ethics are situational, there are no moral absolutes. But then these graduates are surprised to find themselves in prison for how they run the banks… Is there a connection? Just curious.
sarah413 Premium Member about 12 years ago
I thought that yesterday, Yom Kippur, was the day of atonement. Guess it’s better late than never.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
We can’t have a crisis in ethics…we ain’t got none!
Wi7dBill about 12 years ago
One word…drones. Ethics need to start at the top…
1MadHat Premium Member about 12 years ago
Am I giving something away if I remember when USA Toady actually WAS a quarter????
Doctor Why about 12 years ago
Reporters… They can smell guilt like a bloodhound. And they flush it like one too.