Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 26, 2013

Waaaaaaaaayyyyyy, before its time.

Must be where Joe Biden got his idea about convenience store clerks.

try the hummus

if it was a wawa, well…

Time to practice the one true international language, Opus: show him a few dollar bills…

That was a time when the clerks made the Slurpees for you, not like today where everything is self-serve and the clerks are encased in bullet-resistant cubicles…

Some things never change.

Isn’t that the usual role of VP?

That diet stuff is not good for you, Opus. The non-English-speaking clerk unwittingly did you a favor. Find a water fountain or, if unavoidable, buy a bottle of water….

Apu’s cousin would say a large Squishy Cup is just the right thing for the hot desert day

I don’t use ice in my Coke, so why would I want Coke in my ice?

So how do I keep my drinks cold?

http://www.mistercold.com/

Drinks can actually get colder as you drink them. The last swallow as cold, if not colder, than the first. An absolute “must” for beer drinkers. They are expensive, but try it. You will thank me later.

Actually VP Biden is one of the best politicians. Any one who thinks he is either stupid or brainless. Has never looked at his career in politics.

There is a very good reason VP Biden acts the way he does. It keeps people like yourself underestimating him.

there was a very good reason why Delaware kept sending him back to Congress. It wasn’t because the republicans didn’t try to run strong candidates either.

Calling him “one of the best politicians” isn’t much of a compliment. (snerk)

Jumbo soda, Opus? Oh Boy….you’re going to get it from Mayor Bloomberg.

They contain “blue ice” freezable gel. And insulated, to keep hands from freezing.

I really don’t understand why I don’t see more of them. Everybody should have them.

Caution: If you put a really cold beer in one (one that’s just about to freeze anyway) it can start to ice up. If it does, remove it, or it will become undrinkable. They sometimes get ice crystals after they’ve been in a while, but that’s okay, it won’t go “critical” at that point.

They can be found on Amazon, too.

Okay, I’m tired of these stupid trolls ruining a fun comic with their brainless politics! Who’s with me?

Well, politicians do make easy targets. Sometimes it’s very hard to not pull the trigger.