Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 21, 2015

As a paleoYuppie, I am SO with Opus on this one! “I like children. If they’re properly cooked.” — W. C. Fields

its amazing how such a disgusting thing can be so adorable..if its your disgusting thing….

How come it is whenever anyone has one, they keep trying to pass it around? Babies are a lot like rodeos, they are noisy, smell bad, and if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

Yuck I never found human babies cute.

My ex-boss’ wife had a baby and he raved for two days about how great it was, until the third day when she made him get up in the middle of the night.

Steve Dallas with a kid… wonder if we’ll see him in Bloom County 2015?

I am repulsed and appalled by this Steve Dallas character—a frickin’ baby-lover! Ugh! Ptui!I would reiterate A Modest Proposal….

I have three sons, 6, 2 and 7 months. I love my sons and they do a lot of wonderful and cute things. Having said that, if I never change another diaper or get drooled on it will be too soon.

Babies are pure aggravation for about six months. After that the personality develops visibly, daily. By around 18 months they are as entertaining, and about as intelligent as, a dog.

Yet another of 100 reasons I refuse to become a parent. Well, that and I can’t get a date.