Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 31, 2015

Racial profiling gone amok!

Ah, the righteously, continuously indignant! As Thataababy would comment, “BLORK!”

She was probably getting coal anyway.

But they forgot to take into account he provided jobs and housing for the Elves when no one else would hire them. He is definitely an equal opportunity employer.

However St. Nicolas of Myra was from the southern shore of modern day Turkey, so technically he is Middle Eastern

sick just sick

And why is any of that bad?

can i have the cookie?

glances at date hmmm … October 31, 2015? Clearly, the gentleman in the sitting room is an impostor. (… what kind of cookies?)